Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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