That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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