so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
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