Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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