I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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