the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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