Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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