i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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