Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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