You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
