Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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