Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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