I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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