I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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