Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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