real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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