he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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