what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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