i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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