i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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