i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
farters have to be the big spoon...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
