Your tits are I can't wait for
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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