I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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