I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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