no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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