Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Randomize
