he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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