Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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