is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize
