i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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