it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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