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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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