Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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