hotel room ftw
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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