i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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