so explain again why im purple
no
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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