dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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