Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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