Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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