Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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