I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
he wants to bone in the snuggie
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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