An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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