yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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