I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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