is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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