And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
We had to coat check the pizza.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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