i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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