hell yes lets make some ravioli
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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