Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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