OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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