y did u give ur computer a hand job?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I enjoy the company of your penis
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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