I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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