What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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